grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental)

(Source: augmented-flute)

methimatics:

me at school

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officialunitedstates:

On August 30th, I will no longer be an art blog.  It is up to you, my followers, to decide what kind of blog I will be for the full length of the day

If this gets 0-100 notes, I will become a soft grunge blog
100-500, hard grunge
500-1k, indie/fashion/beach/sunrise/bambi/pastel
1k-2k, relatable text posts only
2k-5k, plants
5k+, shut up for a day

magnezone:

my brother has 700 hours logged on his copy of pokemon pearl. he has three entire boxes filled with starly. didn’t catch them for IVs. doesn’t even know how to battle competitively. he just really likes starly 

(Source: asumakitschy)

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(Source: bunnyfood)

lethalic:

do I know you? cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 

(Source: princeturtogo)